This one is insane and ridiculous but there’s also such great writing present — the characters of Priest and Cinnamon, their relationship, the whole atmosphere of this truck stop place. Really great
I’m glad you liked it! Thank you for giving it a proof before it posted. I’m almost to your story! I’m like halfway through the prompts. Had to stop to eat 😂
Oh thanks! I was stuck for a while on the prompt, scrapped like four different ideas. I gotta say, though. I keep thinking about this story, it's such a great read. And like Nick, I think this could be a movie.
Woah. Disgusting. Hilarious. Definitely scary. Unfortunately, my youngest daughter's current favourite song is 'Jolene' and this has totally ruined it for me forever!
Dolly holds a special place in my heart and I’ve always wanted to incorporate her into a story. I think she’d be proud!!! Thank you for the read and I can’t wait to make you laugh and dry heave in the future!!!!
I really had a struggle getting over the initial dick ripping scene... but thankfully (wtf do i mean....thankfully???) you turned it into gonzo gore with a thick slab of humour rather than the body horror that even i cant stomach. delightful gleeful ludicrous blood drenched insanity.
There is a C list film in this along the lines of zombeaver or sharknado or the classic basket case...would be an instant cult classic.
Little Priest was based off Basket Case. I was watching the movie when I reached out to Garen and the rest is history. I wanted to write something that was true to my body horror roots, but approachable with some laughs.
Totally unhinged! God, I hope you write a fuck ton of stories before they lock you up for good.
I aim to please! Or displease. Depends on your taste in fiction 🍻
That's 267 for me.
*takes out pen.
Writes 267 O’Douls for my friend William.
*clicks pen closed.
O'Douls works. I'll just take shots of Listerine between each bottle.
This one is insane and ridiculous but there’s also such great writing present — the characters of Priest and Cinnamon, their relationship, the whole atmosphere of this truck stop place. Really great
I’m glad you liked it! Thank you for giving it a proof before it posted. I’m almost to your story! I’m like halfway through the prompts. Had to stop to eat 😂
I just want to see this turned into a movie. Someone should ask Tarantino. Superb!
I’d sell the rights pretty cheap if they let me voice little priest! I literally did the voice while typing 😂
Man. You had me laughing and recoiling. Masterful.
I’m glad you enjoyed it! Your take on Legos was a blast to read. It was awesome to see you take something so neutral and make it terrifying
Oh thanks! I was stuck for a while on the prompt, scrapped like four different ideas. I gotta say, though. I keep thinking about this story, it's such a great read. And like Nick, I think this could be a movie.
drew this is a gem. total insanity. I loved it
I’m glad you liked it!!! This prompt was a blast. I’m slowly working my way through them all
I read, I laughed, I yelled, "Jesus Christ"—a lot.
A sincere thank you for creating this masterpiece!
Bro thank you for standing ten toes down on the chihuahua idea. GOLD!!! I’m glad you liked this one! It was a blast to write
See you in hell DICKHEAD.
Still a fun ass read homie, you killed this one
I’m glad you enjoyed it broski! I loved yours too. Thank you for all the help and I can’t wait to collab on something cool
Yo I’m too down! Lmk for real
Bizarre. Bloody. Strange. Unsertling. 10/10 stars
Thank you so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it
Woah. Disgusting. Hilarious. Definitely scary. Unfortunately, my youngest daughter's current favourite song is 'Jolene' and this has totally ruined it for me forever!
Dolly holds a special place in my heart and I’ve always wanted to incorporate her into a story. I think she’d be proud!!! Thank you for the read and I can’t wait to make you laugh and dry heave in the future!!!!
I look forward to it 😂
💀 I am dying. One of the most funny grotesque things I have ever read. Kudos for originality. 🤣
Um, what did I just read. keep em' comin'! haha
I’m glad you liked it Sean! Means a lot. It was a blast to be able to show out with all the homies
I don't know what it says about me, but I need a movie adaptation of this masterpiece.
As long as they let me voice Little Priest I’m happy!
Fuuuuck I loved and hated this so much hahaha
I’m glad! The goal was to be gross BUT approachable. A fun little ode to body horror for everyone.
Disgusting, hilarious, and horrific. I love it!
I’m glad you liked it!!!! Thank you for the read
YOU HORRIBLE....HORRIBLE MAN!
I really had a struggle getting over the initial dick ripping scene... but thankfully (wtf do i mean....thankfully???) you turned it into gonzo gore with a thick slab of humour rather than the body horror that even i cant stomach. delightful gleeful ludicrous blood drenched insanity.
There is a C list film in this along the lines of zombeaver or sharknado or the classic basket case...would be an instant cult classic.
well done sire
Little Priest was based off Basket Case. I was watching the movie when I reached out to Garen and the rest is history. I wanted to write something that was true to my body horror roots, but approachable with some laughs.
yay! a tisket a tasket...what's in the basket! you caught that vibe totally!
I love this one so much — Absolutely worth re-reading! Not sure how many re-reads I can handle, though
😂 One day I’m going to make “I survived this book” stickers and I promise to mail some to your doorstep.